What happens at a Brothel?

The standard procedure for visiting a brothel is generally the same:

Arrive at the brothel, where you will be greeted at the door by the lady (or ladies) working that evening. You can either hang out in the lounge and buy a drink to unwind, or you can begin flirting with the ladies immediately.

The ladies will line up, and whichever one you choose will lead you on a "tour" of the brothel, which ultimately will consist of the lady leading you back to her room. There, you will discuss her prices, which usually runs by the hour or half hour.

If a price is agreed upon, she will examine your nether-region for STDs (a requirement at all brothels). And from there... well, you know the rest.

Tips for Going to a Brothel
  • Treat the ladies with respect. Failure to do so will get you kicked out pretty quickly.
  • You must, must, must bring a condom. It is a requirement.
  • It's illegal to discuss prices outside of the lady's room. All transactions are private.
  • If a lady's prices are too high, do not feel obligated: you can leave.
  • Most brothels have websites which sometimes include a detailed "sex menu".
  • Most brothel websites offer specials, printable coupons, calendar events, or photos of the girls.